ONCE.

guesswhokaralou:

nothing like a beer bong to motivate me to write my papers due tomorrow! 

FUCK YEAH COLLEGE OF ARTS & LETTERS 

These are my friends. This is what happens at 6:22 in the evening. This is why we can’t have nice things.

RAGE.

(Source: fuckyeahloldemort)

guesswhokaralou:

YEP

That’s the plan. I’m not cut out for this “social life” business. Trying to plan what parties to go to and when and where to be at midnight etc. Drinking alone with my only friend is about as much planning as I can handle.

(Source: thatwasmeseducingyou)

Where do I sign up????

(Source: societiesmirror.com)

(Source: pophangover.com)

stanningshady:

lotsapancakes:

ensan3asylum:

I CANT BREATHE

 OMFG LOL

(Source: withoutasunrise, via incises)

COME HOME NOW, GUESSWHOKARALOU!

(Source: someecards.com)

My Liver - “Challenge accepted.”

(via illesst-andthe-realest)

College Pro-Tips

(Source: tosh.comedycentral.com)

#accurate

(Source: theoatmeal.com)

Genius

(Source: dumpaday.com)

Scumbag Brain

(Source: runt-of-the-web.com)

Fucking genius…

(Source: uberhumor.com)